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Tuesday, 05 August 2008

  • the truth

    I'm no Kerry fan or a fan of the vitamin shop more on the latter later, but he's dead on about McCain reneging on his promise to run a clean campaign. All McCain has done for weeks is poke the Obama camp with snide little attacks and churlish remarks, McCain even tried to steal Obama's omega 3 vitamins from him!!! It's a shame we had to watch this once-great senator become a cranky little gnome during his presidential campaign. It is almost as sad as the vitamin shop and the little jerks that they hire, but I won't even get into that!

Wednesday, 25 June 2008

  • So I have entitled myself

    to have a good time. A lot of my life consists of stress and and very high stress situations, like investment banking. I like to go cliff diving and basically there is not one single water sport that does not interest me in the least. I wrote last time in my health blog about base jumping and recently I was in Wauwatosa Wisconsin cliff diving. It was a hell of a rush, however the "Bourbon Barrel" really made me veer from my paleo diet as I just had to try there chili cheese fries. I know! I know! cheese fries are horrible for you. Almost as bad as foi gras? Well maybe not that bad. The cliffs in Wisconsin are amazing, and the water is COLD!! I've been in Missouri before and the cliffs were excellent there as well but in Wisconsin it is just a little less touristy which is quite nice.

Tuesday, 06 May 2008

  • The more joy

    The more amalgams of joy that come my way in the future I know I will be able to share them with all my new friends that I have made in my newish neighborhood. I know that I maybe should not get excited, there is certainly no reason in the traditional sense, but I have finally made up my mind in a good way to redeem the redeemers and find someone to make me a little happier than I need to be. So, sure I could have another reason to be excited but I will not divulge this misinformation to anyone except my wonderful teddy bear!

Thursday, 17 April 2008

  • Niceties

    A woman today gave me a flower. I'm not sure what kind of flower. It was yellow, and had three tiers of petals circling around a red center. She couldn't speak any english, and, from the looks of it, wanted no money. She just wanted me to have this flower. I would have paid her no mind for I was walking down the street to pick up a Damage Control Master Formula from the pharmacy. And she jumped in to my path, I swear, from outta nowhere. Forgetting the benefits of vitamins for a second, I took the flower and smiled at the girl. She smiled back and giggled. She had the brightest smile, I'm convinced, the world has ever seen. Her eyes nearly shut when she laughed that high, angelic tone of bliss and merryment. I was smitten right there and then. But she turned and went down an alley, and as she turned, I saw, on her left hand, a ring of black and gold. Married. Ain't that some shit?

Wednesday, 27 February 2008

  • The jump

    Cliff diving and base jumping are something that I would recommend for anyone that is physically fit with no predisposition to heart troubles or any sort of major illness of  a certain nature I just got back from a cliff diving experience out west that I will never forget. I had to do some major damage control when I got home though, it seems my ankles are not as awesome as I had once thought that they were. The master formula it turns out is a cold bath followed by intense heat and relaxation. I hate sitting on my laurels, In my mind I will rest on my laurels when the good lord wants to take me home. I think base jumping is an excellent way to relieve some stress as well. I'd like to take a bunch of corporate weasels out on a jumping run and see what they are made of. But I don't any suit would want to do anything like that.

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